Lyrics of Nat King Cole The Christmas Song (Merry Christmas To You) - Christmas Greatest Hits

If I didn’t have a dog I’d probably blow out my brains
Yeah, the lady on the radio is driving me insane
But I can’t help but think of how scared I would be
If I didn’t have somebody constantly comforting me
And I know it’s not healthy never being alone
No, it’s not healthy that I’m staring at my phone
While you’re talking to me, been thinking maybe I should leave
'Cause nobody this depressed could ever make you feel happy

And goddamn, I’m almost twenty-five
I thought I’d feel a little better
A quarter through my life

Spent the last ten minutes washing puke down the drain
'Cause I get so nervous that my stomach starts to shake
And I know my diet doesn’t help
I know I do this to myself
Catching the left half up to the right side of my brain
Practicing balancing acts that my body just can’t take
They say positive thinking just might help
I’ll let you know if I can think my way out of hell

And goddamn, I’ll be thirty-five
Sleeping in somebody's basement
The rest of my life

Just get over it
I should just get over it
If I didn’t have a dog I’d probably blow out my brains
(Just get over it)
Yeah, the lady on the radio is driving me insane
(I should just get over it)
And it’s not healthy never being alone
(Just get over it)
No, it’s not healthy that I’m staring at my phone
(I should just get over it)
Spent the last ten minutes washing puke down the drain
(Just get over it)
'Cause I get so nervous that my stomach starts to shake
(I should just get over it)
I get so nervous that my stomach starts to shake
(I should just get over it)