Big man, pig man
Haha, charade you are
Woo!
You well-heeled big wheel
Haha, charade you are

And when your hand is on your heart
You're nearly a good laugh
Almost a joker
With your head down in the pig bin
Sayin': Keep on diggin'
Pig stain on your fat chin
What do you hope to find
Down in the pig mine?

You're nearly a laugh
You're nearly a laugh, but you're really a cry

Bus stop rat bag
Haha, charade you are
You fucked up old hag
Haha, charade you are

You radiate cold shafts of broken glass
You're nearly a good laugh
Almost worth a quick grin
You like the feel of steel
You're hot stuff with a hatpin
And good fun with a handgun

You're nearly a laugh
You're nearly a laugh, but you're really a cry

Hey you, Whitehouse
Haha, charade you are
You house proud town mouse
Haha, charade you are

You're tryin' to keep our feelings off the street
You're nearly a real treat
All tight lips and cold feet
And do you feel abused?
Gotta stem the evil tide
And keep it all on the inside

Mary, you're nearly a treat
Mary, you're nearly a treat, but you're really a cry