I would die before I divorce ya
I'd take a thousand thumps for my love
‘Cause you kissed a lucky horseshoe
Stuck it in my boxing glove

'Cause anyone who will see us
Through our victory and dumb defeat
Knows that I'll take you to the cleaners
If you come between the cheats

Between the cheats
Between the cheats
Between the cheats

My husband is the finest handsome hustler
And he still makes this housewife blush
So I'm lockin’ my hand in his
I'm sittin’ on the royal flush

Women drink him in, swimming in his green eyes
Then go home and cash the chips you got
And here maybe two, oh, two bottles
The Jack of Hearts is my jackpot

Between the cheats
Between the cheats
Between the cheats

'Cause we all have to lock eyes
And I know as my heart beat
There's a winnin’ secret to both
And it's sworn between the cheats

Between the cheats