I never loved a critic, I never loved acidic
(You were my exception, more like an infection)
Never said that I was perfect, but you made me feel worthless
(If you can't learn a lesson, better learn to love rejection)

Everyone's got some regrets
And looking back, you were mine, I guess (Mine, I guess)
All your lies and your dirty tricks
I feel kinda sick when I think about it

You were such a dick (D-I-C-K)
Always treated me like shit (S-H-I-T)
Oh, when we were together
You hated me but now you're missing me forever and ever and ever
You were such a dick, D-I-C-K (Can't fuck with me)
S-H-I-T, don't be shitty
I don't do mean, I'm Queen Lavigne and my declaration is
You were such a dick

I don't know how you did it, you made me go ballistic
(Put away your weapons, I'm just asking you a question)
'Cause I'm gettin' tired of guessing if you're even listenin'
Am I getting through yet, or is your head too thick?

Everyone's got some regrets
And looking back, you were mine, I guess (Mine, I guess)
Your bad moods and your dirty tricks
I feel kinda sick when I think about it

You were such a dick (D-I-C-K)
Always treated me like shit (S-H-I-T)
Oh, when we were together
You hated me but now you're missing me forever and ever and ever
You were such a dick, D-I-C-K (Can't fuck with me)
S-H-I-T, don't be shitty
I don't do mean, I'm Queen Lavigne and my declaration is
You were such a dick

I don't care if you swallow, I don't care if you spit
Just get down on your knees and suck my dick
I don't care if you swallow, I don't care if you spit
Oh, now it's your turn, come on and suck my dick, haha

You were such a dick (D-I-C-K)
Always treated me like shit (S-H-I-T)
Oh, when we were together
You hated me but now you're missing me forever and ever and ever
You were such a dick, D-I-C-K (Can't fuck with me)
S-H-I-T, don't be shitty
I don't do mean, I'm Queen Lavigne and my declaration is
You were such a dick