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hot dog to the head
did you hear what i just said
right before you go to bed
you get a god damn hot dog to the head

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wiener to the face
puts you right in your place
how do you like the taste
you get a fucking wiener in the face

wiener to the face
puts you right in your place
how do you like the taste
you get a big ol wiener in the face

schnitzel to the lips
one between the tits
two between the hips
how bout a schnitzel to the lips

schnitzel to the lips
one between the tits
how do you like my lisp
how bout a schnitzel to the lips

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