Romeo rhinoceros
Prowls around the bar
Head afire, he spills desire
And vodka from a mason jar
Brilliantly witty and clearly unsteady
He takes a shot at the big games
So cocksure, he never suspects
Somebody's doing the same
Bed and breakfast
And now you're paid in full
Who'd have known you would be so predictable
Bed and breakfast
Is all you bargained for
Shouldn't have wanted more
Shouldn't have wanted more
Juliet gigantic
Accepts a second beer
Spends a laugh on a half-bad joke
And jerks her chair near
She hears the lies behind the lines
But she wants the very same thing
She knows the glove on the hand in her lap
Conceals a wedding ring
Bed and breakfast
And now you're paid in full
Who'd have known you would be so predictable
Bed and breakfast
Is all you bargained for
Shouldn't have wanted more
Shouldn't have wanted more.