We wrote this song, it's not too short, not too long
It's got back-up vocals in just the right places
It's got a few oohs and ahhs (oooh aaah)
And it takes a little pause
Just before I sing the F word

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Almost every line is sung on time
Almost every verse ends in a rhyme
The only problem we had was writing enough words
(Oooh aaah)
But that's okay, because the chorus is
Coming up again now

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Please play this song on the radio

Please play this song on the radio
Please play this song on the radio
Please play this song on the radio
Please play this song on the radio
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Please play this song on the radio (please play this song)

Right about this time
Some shit head will be drawin a fat fuckin' line
Over the title on the back sleave
What an asshole!
So Mr. DJ I hope you've already made your segue
Or the FCC is gonna take a shit right on your head

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