Narrator: Ecstasy, the makers of the emotion potion
proudly present The Adventures of the Love Crusader !!
Date line, Tuesday, midnight, somewhere in the city . . .
Can the funky love crusader steal the heart of the Man of Steel?

Sarah: I've seen you look thru me with x-ray eyes,
that clean cut image is a thin disguise
but I' not blinded by the kryptonite plan
beneath that suit beats the heart of a man . . .
Your super strength can fail the pranksters tricks
but can your gift of flight escape my lips
leaping tall buildings in a single bound
can the force of love invade your ground?

Chorus
I'm the love crusader and I'm gunning for you,
can the Man of Steel stop what I'm aiming to do,
I'm the heart invader put out an A.P.B.
most wantable touchable public enemy number one.

Your mighty power serves America's needs.
You tackle crime busting villainous deeds.
I've heard then say you're a man with no fear,
indestructible, until I get near.
Why don't you tell me you really feel,
and why your hidden charms are well concealed,
I'm a lone love ranger come to set you on fire,
and like a human torch you will burn with desire.
i'm the love crusader and I'm gunning for you
can the Man of Steel stop what I'm aiming to do,
I'm the heart invader put out an A.P.B.
most wantable touchable public enemy number one.

Narrator: This looks like the crime of the centaury,
Can she pull it off? Lets hear what he was to say.

Man Of Steel: Baby, I'm know I'm powerful, but you've touched a nerve that makes me weak! So I'm giving up and giving in 'cause you're the one that I want.

Sarah: Ooh I feel Love, repeated,
Stop in the name of love crusader,
I'm the love crusader and I'm gunning for you,
can the Man of Steel stop what I'm aiming to do,
I'm the heart invader put out an A.P.B.
most wantable touchable public enemy number one. (repeated to fade)