I almost got drunk at school, at fourteen
Where I almost made out with the Homecoming Queen
Who almost went on to be Miss Texas
But lost to a slut, with much bigger breastes
I almost dropped down to move to LA
Where I was almost famous for almost a day

And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it
Almost loved you
I almost wished you would've loved me too

I almost held up a grocery store
Where I almost did five years and then seven more
Cause I almost got bopped for a fight with a thug
Cause he almost made off with a bunch of the drugs
That I almost got hooked on cause you ran away
And I wish I would've had the nerve to ask you to stay

And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it
Almost had you
And I didn't even know it
You kept me guessin'
and now I'm destined To spend my time missing you
I almost wish you would've loved me too

Here I go, thinking 'bout all the things
I could've done
I'm gonna need a forklift,
cause all the baggage weighs a ton
(baggage weighs a ton)

I know we've had our problems,
I can't remember one

I almost forgot to say something else
And if I can't fit it in, I'll keep it all to myself
I almost wrote a song about you today
But I tore it all up and then
I threw it away

And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it
Almost had you
And I didn't even know it
You kept me guessin'
and now I'm destined
To spend my time missing you

And I almost had you
(almost had you)
Almost had you
I almost wish you would've loved me too
(wish you would've loved me too)