And well, I think I've gone mad
Isn't that so sad?
And what a shame, you've lost a brain that you never had

Oh mum, check the car it can’t have gone far
I must have left it on a train or lost in a bar
It’s likely in a Sainsbury’s
Flirting with the girls and waiting for me

I jumped on a bus, declared my name
And asked if anybody's seen my brain
Your brain was last seen going for a run
And would you sign an autograph for my daughter Laura?
'Cause she adores you, but I think you’re shit

I’ve gotta look for my brain for a bit!
I stepped outside, it hurt my eyes
Well, what do you expect when you’ve got no mind!
I searched all day, it drove me insane
Where would I be if I was my brain?

The nice nurse told me she felt my pain
But she couldn't find a single trace of my brain
Oops! I Did It Again started playing
Forget my brain, remember my pain