My name is Alice, I'm not a boy

Office hours for the rest of the world
Me and Alice stay in bed
She's not what you'd call a bachelor girl
But be careful how you tread

There are boys that bring you trouble
Very few that bring you luck
When I tell her what she's getting
She looks at me and says "that ain't good enough"

A boy called Alice
I know a boy called Alice
A boy called Alice
I know a boy called Alice, a boy called Alice

Silly games that make us dizzy
Searching hard for mister right
If God's a man what colour is he
And will he smile on me tonight

If there's a dream I'm yet to find it
In all the novels that I've read
If love is cool I'm right behind it
But love ain't cool - I'll keep your picture instead

She did say some things I never did understand

A boy called Alice
I know a boy called Alice
A boy called Alice
I know a boy called Alice

A boy called Alice
I know a boy called Alice
A boy called Alice
I know a boy called Alice