To my idol D Divine
Let's hope this never happens to us

She may look a little worn out
She may have a couple of grey hairs
A little ragged, a little haggered
A few wrinkles here and there

But you shoulda seen her twenty-one years ago
She woulda captivated you
Why she was Miss Subway of 1952

She had a stunning figure
And her hips weren't any bigger
Than her bust was
She's gotten just a little saggy
And her skin's a triffle baggy

But there was a time
When everything was perfectly placed
She had a beautiful face

She may look a little made up
Especially around the eyes
A little goopy, a little drooppy
But once they were quite a prize

Yes, you shoulda seen her twenty-one years ago
They were a dead-by-state and you
Why, she was Miss Subway of 1952

She had a million men around her
Giving gifts that would astound her
Why, she couldn't even walk down the street
Yes she had lovers by the dozens
And she even had some cousins
Who couldn't stop throwing themselves at her feet
She was so dainty and so sweet

She may look a little worn out
She may have a couple of grey hairs
A little ragged, a little haggered
A few wrinkles here and there

But you shoulda seen her twenty-one years ago
She woulda captivated you
Why she was Miss Subway of 1952

Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa
Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa oh yeah, ooh