Tonight's the night that we got the truck
We're goin' downtown, gonna beat up drunks
Your turn to drive, I'll bring the beer
It's the late, late shift, no one to fear

Ride, ride, how we ride
And ride, low ride

It's roundup time, where the good whores meet
We're gonna drag one screamin' off the street
And ride, ride, how we ride

Got a black uniform and a silver badge
Playin' cops for real, playin' cops for pay
Let's ride, low ride

Pull down your dress, here's a kick in the ass
Let's beat you blue till you shit in your pants
Don't move, child, I got a big black stick
There's six of us, babe, so suck on my dick

And ride, ride, how we ride
Let's ride, low ride

The left newspapers might whine a bit
But the guys at the station, they don't give a shit
Dispatch calls, are ya doin' somethin' wicked?
No, sir Jack, we're just givin' tickets

And ride, ride, how we ride
And ride, ride, how we ride
And ride, ride, how we ride
Let's ride, low ride