Dearly beloved
We are gathered here today to get through this thing called life
Electric word, life, it means forever, and that's a mighty long time
But I'm here to tell you there's something else
The afterworld
A world of never ending happiness
You can always see the Sun, day or night
So when you call up that shrink in Beverly Hills
You know the one, Dr. Everything'll-Be-All-Right
Instead of asking him how much of your time is left
Ask him how much of your mind, babe
'Cause in this life things are much harder than in the afterworld
In this life, you're on your own
And if de-elevator tries to bring you down
Go crazy, punch a higher floor
Whoo

If you don't like the world you're living in
Take a look around, at least you got friends
You see, I called my old lady for a friendly word
She picked up the phone, dropped it on the floor
Ah, ah is all I heard
Are we gonna let de-elevator bring us down?
Oh, no, let's go

Let's go crazy
Let's get nuts
Let's look for the purple banana
Until they put us in the truck, let's go
Come

We're all excited but we don't know why
Maybe it's 'cause we're all gonna die
And when we do (when we do)
What's it all for? (What's it all for?)
You better live now, 'fore the grim reaper come knocking on your door

Tell me, are we gonna let de-elevator bring us down?
Oh, no, let's go

Let's go crazy
Let's get nuts
Look for the purple banana
Until they put us in the truck, let's go

C'mon, baby
Let's get nuts
Yeah
(Crazy)
Let's go crazy

Are we gonna let de-elevator bring us down?
Oh, no, let's go
Go (go crazy)
Whoo!
I said: Let's go crazy (go crazy)
Let's go (let's go), go (let's go)

Dr. Everything'll-Be-All-Right
Will make everything go wrong
Pills and thrills and daffodils will kill
Hang tough, children
He's coming
He's coming
Coming

Take me away!