What have you been doing lately?
Your life could use improving greatly
I just wanted to know what's going on
But everything that goes is going wrong

What have you been doing lately?
Your life could use improving greatly
I just wanted to know what's going on
But everything that goes is going wrong

When I saw Justin, he said he was just in visiting on spring break
I said: What a surprise! You're one of those guys I haven't seen since 1998
We talked for a while, and I tried to smile as he told me about his college life
He parties Fridays through Thursdays (but not for birthdays)
He's acquired a taste for Miller Lite
Pardon me while I throw up
I guess some people never grow up

What happened to the salvation you claimed?
It breaks my heart to see how much you've changed
It breaks my heart to see how much you've changed

And then there's Vanessa
Her life got so messed up
She just can't get along
Her emotions they can't cope, 'cause she's lost all hope
She can't see right from wrong
Rationality left her (or shrunk with her sweater)
She's a fanatic
She's over the edge
She needs Lemon Pledge to clear those cobwebs from her attic