Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere.
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere.

Now that I believe in looking.
Like my time on earth is cooking.
With polka-dotted stripes or even checked.
With some glamour guaranteeing.
Every fiber of my being.
Is displayed to quite remarkable effects.

From your craddle via trousseau.
To your death bed you're on view so.
Never compromise accept no substitute.
I would rather wear a barrel than conservativa apparel.
Because a dress has always been my strongest suit.

Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere.
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere.

Staying in or hitting townwards.
From the top and working downwards.
I ensure that every stitch is stitched in time.
Whether wig or hat or turban.
Whether clog, bourdoir or urban.
Not to strut your stuff outrageously's a crime.

And the few who are invited.
To my wardrobe are delighted.
As the wander through my things to find a route.
That in negligee or formal, I am anything but normal.
Because a dress has always been my strongest suit.

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Now you don't need a recital.
Of the reasons why it's vital.
That tonight my droppings will not be subdued.
That from coronet to sandal.
No one else is worth a candle.
That I couldn't make more impact in the nude.

So bring me out my finest.
Most audacious, my divinest.
Most revealing, most expensive and too boot.
Most arresting, most heart-stopping, most free-flowing, most eye-popping.
Because a dress has always been my strongest suit.

Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere.
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Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere.
Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere. Ooh.
A dress has always been.
A dress has always been.
A dress has always been my strongest suit.
My strongest suit.