My name is Dallas Major and I'm coming out to play
Looking for someone to have fun with while my husband works away
I'm almost nearly forty and just shy of five-foot-two
I'm a mum to teenage children, does that sound like fun to you?

'Cause I hate it here
I hate it here
I hate it here
I hate it, I hate it

So I go by Dallas Major, but that's not really my name
You know, I used to be quite famous, that was way back in the day
Yes, I'm here for validation and I probably should explain
How my marriage has been opened since my husband went astray

And I hate it here
I hate it

My name is Dallas Major and I'm coming out to play
Looking for someone to have fun with while my husband works away
I'm almost nearly forty and just shy of five-foot-two
I'm a mum to teenage children, does that sound like fun to you?

'Cause I hate it here
I hate it here
I hate it, I hate it

I hate it
I hate it, I hate it
I hate it
I hate it, I hate it

Her name is Dallas Major
She used to be quite famous
She's no stranger to failure
Her name is Dallas Major
She's terrified of failure
She's just here for validation
I thought they got married in Vegas?
They call her Dallas Major