And now we're all here, we've moved to New York
We've found a nice little rental near a sweet little school
Now I'm looking at houses with four or five floors
And you've found us a brownstone, said: You want it? It's yours

So we went ahead and we bought it
Found ourselves a good mortgage
Billy Cotton got sorted
All the furniture ordered
I could never afford this
You were pushing it forward
Made me feel a bit awkward
Made me feel a bit awkward

I walk up the stoop, I put the key in the door
And then my phone started ringing, so I answered the call
And they were like: Hey, you got the lead in a play
You got to be back in London for rehearsals in May
And later that evening you said how was my day
I said: I got some good news, I got the lead in a play
That's when your demeanour started to change
You said that I'd have to audition, I said: You're deranged

And I thought
I thought that that was quite strange (I found that strange)
And I thought
I thought that that was quite strange (so very strange)

But I ignored it
Went ahead and I bought it
Got a flight and I boarded
I'm on my way

Now I'm in London, I'm on my own
I'm in a hotel room, I'm on my own
And now I'm in London and I'm all alone
I'm in a hotel room, I'm all on my own

Now I'm a West End Girl
Now I'm a West End Girl
Now I'm a West End Girl
A West End Girl

Hi, how are you? I miss you
Yeah
Huh?
Yeah
Right
Um
Okay
Well
I mean, it doesn't make me feel great
Well
If that's what you need to do, then
I guess
Well, how, how will it work?
Where?
Right
I mean, it makes me really sad, but
Uhm, uhm
Uhm, uhm
No, I'm, I'm fine, I'm fine, I just
I just, I want, I want you to be happy
Okay
Okay, I'll speak to you later
I love you
Bye