Dear mother how are you
I’m writhing you with news
I’m courting someone and it’s serious
She is a maiden fair
As sweet as an éclair
And when she laughs it’s so mellifluous

Looks like and angel fell on earth
There’s just one thing about this girl

She is a demon
She is a demon
Can’t help myself I lover her so
Yeah, she’s a demon
Yes, she’s a demon
The one I gave my heart and soul

Dear mom it’s been a while
We’ve mover from Staten Isle
The constabled caught her ripping off heads
Now we live in the woods
So far she’s being good
I love her sill but now her eyes glow red

Dear mother this might be goodbye
But know this
I have been happy my whole life